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Grade: C-
Verdict: Not enough pep.
Details: Starring Kirsten Dunst. Rated PG-13 for sex-related material and
profanity. 1 hour, 33 minutes.
Review:
"Bring It On" is a comedy movie about cheerleaders. Somebody must
have seen the pep squad in "American Beauty" and said, hey, there's a movie
we can do.
And so they did.
Gee, thanks. You shouldn't have. Honestly, you shouldn't have.
Oh, "Bring It On" starts off just fine. There's this squad of midriff-
bare, California-fresh cheerleaders performing a routine with a kick. "I'm
sexy, I'm cute. I'm popular to boot," they chant. "I'm bitchin'. Great hair.
The boys all like to stare."
But wouldn't you know it? It's all a dream. The real movie is about to
begin. Cute, popular Kirsten Dunst wakes up in a sweat. See, she's Torrance
Shipman, a pert and perky senior with a poster of Nancy Kerrigan on her wall
and she's all nervous because maybe she'll be named her high school
cheerleading captain or maybe she won't.
She is, of course, and then we the viewers are treated to 90 more minutes
of cheerleading angst, cheerleading catfights, cheerleading pouts and
cheerleading cheering. Feels like hours.
It's not that "Bring It On" is a really bad movie. It's just a lot lamer
than it should be.
In this movie, cheerleaders spew forced banter in the locker room. "You
put the lewd in deluded," one cracks. "Let's not put the duh in dumb,"
another says.
We learn that "cheerleading is life" (not fire, as "Survivor" must have
lied to us).
Pretty much all the jokes fall flat. Actually, the funniest bit involves
projectile vomiting. And what does that say about this movie?
Anyway, the story pits two rival schools' cheerleading squads in a
we-hate-you showdown at the national cheerleading championships.
There's plenty of tumbling, butt shaking and boy cheerleaders tossing
girls in all directions. A lot more than you or I could ever do.
The movie handles the rivalry without things getting too mean and it
frankly deals with sexual stereotypes: all the guy cheerleaders aren't gay
and all the girl cheerleaders aren't straight.
But, really, "Bring It On" is a movie that's just sort of there. Not too
offensive. Not at all intriguing. It wanted to have the spunk of something
like TV's "The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas
Cheerleader-Murdering Mom."
It just needed more work on its vim and vigor.
Bob Longino, Cox News Service
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